This is it! I'm doing it! I'm posting a poem!
__Not Recognized__
We’re very sorry,
but we cannot verify
that your face is your face.
Can you please try again?
Perhaps from a different angle?
Or with an expression that’s more “you?”
You still do not
look like you
according to our system.
Are you wearing new glasses?
Did you grow a beard?
Have you replaced your
eyes
nose
mouth
or cheeks
recently?
Let’s try this:
Think of your greatest disappointment
that moment when you gave up on achieving your dreams
and resigned yourself
to living out the life set before you
even though it wasn’t what you wanted.
That did it!
We have confirmed that
you are you.
You may now pay your electric bill.